Sunday, February 19, 2012


So you know how I said I was gonna try and go to the animal shelter and get a Voldemort Kitty, and maybe have some cake too?

Well...We didn't have cake.
And we didn't come home with a cat named Voldemort...

But we did get one named Penny.

We got her January 26th, the day of the blogs 1 year anniversary, and she is 7 months old. She has a pink sweater and she sits on the couch and laughs at me while I lie on the floor and eat junk food and drink juice pouches while I try to think of ways to be funny.

Also, the only reason I waited to post this was because no one reads my blog, so I figured it wouldn't matter. Oh well. Maybe by the time someone other then my mom sees this I'll be famous!
Hi again, Mom...

So now that I am a crazy cat lady in training, you, meaning my mother and my invisible readers, should expect  random posts about my cat in the future.

Speaking of the cat. She snores. But then she wakes up after a really long sleep and looks at me like she wants to kill me, and her eyes turn red.

This cat either really wants to murder me in my sleep, or she is a vampire...Or maybe both.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Fun with Dollhouses

Usually when I hear, "Your uncles are coming, wee! One of them gets your room! More wee!" I'm like, "Whatever. I don't sleep in my room anyways." because I like the couch...
Anyways, I'm trying to break that habit and sleep in my room again, and I recently heard those words again.
Well...Not those exact words, but, you get my point, right?

So, while I was at "school" the other day my mom suggested I do this.

Pretty creepy...

In a line.

On the roof, and in all the rooms...

Seven and a half rooms of fun and creepy!

I like to imagine that perhaps they are all just waiting in line to buy tickets for a rock concert.

Double line! Woo!

The second line is kinda like the fastpass line at Disney World.

They stare into your sooouullllll.

That monkey looks especially creepy...

I've still got a bit more work to do though.

Can't wait until you get here, uncle :]
and neither can they...

Thursday, January 26, 2012

...It's been how long?

It's official! OCF is now 1 year old! Hooray!
You know, I thought I would be a lot farther along by now...More followers, more fans, and more funny.
There goes that idea...

Well, to celebrate this special occasion, I'm gonna go have my female parental unit make me...err...Us, a cake, and maybe we'll go to the animal shelter later and my parental units can say, "We can go! But we're not getting anything!" And then we'll come back with a cat named Voldemort.

I dunno. Sounds like a good day to me..

So! If I do get the cake, and possibly even Voldy Cat, I'll post pictures.
Until then...

Happy Birthday Blog. You give me a place to turn random mishaps and mystery's of my day into fun, and laughter...

The laughter comes from mostly me and my mother but, that doesn't mean you aren't fun...So thank you, blog...I love you...Like my offspring. Or maybe a brother...A brother offspring? Okay, I'm from the south but I'm not that redneck!
Fine. You are like an-annoying-little-brother-that-I-always-wanted-but-kinda-didn't-and-now-love-because-I-have-you to me, and I love you.
I'm sorry I couldn't get you a cool present, like a bunch of followers, but I got something better.

...Take a look.

Yep. That's right. An autographed piece of paper that has something to do with all of our posts from the last year.
I hope you know how long that took me. I had to track down the spinny thing game kids, Jumpy, Jimothy, everyone. NASA wasn't too happy about signing, but they gave in because I told them it was for a good cause. They didn't really wanna know who the other people signing were...

The Parental Unit's gave me a strange look and said I was weird, but that didn't matter.
I signed my name too, but it looks weird because I'm not good at cursive.

Happy Birthday, Blog!

It was on this day, I realized I may be the only person in the world who celebrates the "birthday" of their blog.
And it feels awesome.